Not That I'm Bitter

Bitter? Enraged? Seriously pissed off?

Here at Not That I'm Bitter, we are none of these things and more!

Check out the latest entry, which is about pedestrian safety: Assholes Who Want to Run Me Over

To see what bitter hearts are thinking today, check out the Bitter Blog.

To see a list of everything we're not bitter about, check out this page:

The List So Far

Here's some fun excerpts from the site:

"...I'm not sure what effect coming into contact with Pure Concentrated Evil has on human beings. I'm betting it causes cancer." - Key Bank page

"I think spammers should be forced to consume the products they advertise. I wonder how many spams we would see if every time a spammer sent out an email, he was forced to undergo penis enlargement surgery?" - Spam page

"We call these people tourists, and we hate them." - People Who Stand on the Left on Metro Escalators Page

"The purpose of this system is to keep costs down by ensuring that you cannot get health care unless you are dead." - MDIPA Page

If you, too, are not bitter, contact NTIB at notthatimbitter@gmail.com.

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